League of Extraordinary Bloggers

Some questions just have no easy answer.  Questions like "Why are we here?","Is there intelligent life on other planets?" and "Dude, what were you doing with that sock?" 

In the past week, I have received these type of questions from both our readers regarding the contributors to Stuff that Rhymes with Radio.  O_Canada1994 writes, "what kind of people would waste their time writing this garbage? Also, how do block this site and how does my pop-up blocker not prevent this from happening?" and an automated message from QTslut69 poses the question, "Hey baby, wuts ur name? You want to cum over?" 

The world has spoken, they want the veil of secrecy removed from our League of Genius and our gifted writers to no longer toil in the oppression of anonymity.

STRWR Corporate Headquarters.

Unfortunately, STRWR is much more than a bully pulpit for our members to eloquently and persuasively extol the virtues of UGA Athletics and the New Orleans Saints... Or even-- in some cases-- incoherently string together seemingly unrelated words in rambling, mostly illiterate attempts at discussing the Falcons.

Sorry, Samuel L., most Falcons fans couldn't even "Rise Up" to meet Auburn's academic requirements.

Much like Operation Blackbriar or separate terrorist cells, the great men of STRWR know very little about each other.  This is a group focused on the mission at hand: filling the holes in our lives with the delusion that people want to read what we are writing.  Familiarity and camaraderie would serve to erode our collective focus.  We sacrifice fame, fortune, personal relationships, and occasionally hygiene to meet our common goal of spewing our opinions onto the web.  And in our selflessness, we are heroes.  Georgia fans can relate to the familiar coach-speak "the name on the front of the jersey means more than the name on the back."  Georgia Tech fans know that not even karate robes have names.

Parents weekend at Ga Tech.



With that in mind, my next post will be the first in a series in which, after looking up "psychological profiling" on WikiHow, I will attempt to go deep into the minds of our contributors.  While we may never know the names of these internet troubadours, I will study their habits, learn how they think, how they feel. In doing so, I will learn who they really are.   


Fasten your seat belts, readers (or, more likely, reader), and get ready for some serious investigative journalism.

I'm gonna blow the lid off this whole thing, I tell ya!